(the following post and its preceding title are meant purely in jest, we loved Carla!)
So my daughter has this rubber frog that she plays with in the tub from time to time. The thing has these huge white eyes that stare you down while you’re in the shower doing your thing. (Not *that* thing). Anyway, its been in there for over a year and I was fine with it until this season’s Top Chef. One of the contestants, (my wife’s favorite — Carla), looked familiar to me. Now I know that I’ve never met her or had even seen her before, but still I felt as if I’d seen her somewhere before.
It wasn’t until the next morning when I hopped into the shower that I noticed it. Carla was staring at my junk! Not the Top Chef contestant, but this wide-eyed rubber frog with its huge friend grin. It was rather unsettling, (though I’m sure not as unsettling as it would have been for the real Carla to be staring at me in the shower, poor thing).
Anyway, while this isn’t the best picture of Carla to compare with the frog toy, it was the best closeup I could find of those wide eyes and big welcoming grin that we Top Chef enthusiasts have come to love this past season, but here you go anyway.
Carla is in my shower